do you ever just rub your eyes so hard that you just start entering some other fucking galaxy of swirls and patterns
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Nicolas. Texas. 17.
Hey.
Hey.
YESTERDAY I WENT TO MY FRIENDS HOUSE WEARING MY HORSE MASK AND WALKED INTO HER ROOM TO SCARE HER BUT SHE WAS LAYING ON HER BED MAKING OUT WITH HER FIANCÉ AND I DIDN’T KNOW WHAT TO DO SO I JUST STARTED NEIGHING IN THE DOORWAY
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true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
why would the movie eat my popcorn
nevermind i get it
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btw at dinner tn my mom said harry styles looks like a monkey and my brother looked her in the eyes and said “these meatballs are shitty and youre fucking rude”
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That little girl at the end is like fuck yes
I’ve been waiting for this gifset lol
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The Avatar State is a defense mechanism, designed to empower you with the skills and knowledge of all the past Avatars.
(via korras-vagina)
Tumblr needs more of this….whatever this is.
Who is this enchanting woman?
I’m reblogging this because this woman is my hero and so therefore is relevant to my blof
Hey y’all! This is by Emmy Cicierega/B1nd1 on deviantArt. She has other Doris comics, too, check ‘em out!
(via korras-vagina)
boy: shit baby you're so wet already
girl: that's actually just vaginal discharge and my body is cleansing itself from bacteria and dead cells to prevent infection and to maintain optimal reproductive health i'm not even all that turned on right now and i would prefer to go get some food or something
